A Joke

W and I are in the living room painting my nails. L comes out and in a singsong voice "W! Mummy! I have a secret. Come here"

We go to my bedroom and then bathroom.
L: I tried to put on the lid but I couldn't! (to daddy's shaving cream)
(I put it on and said is that it?)

L: No. This is a toothbrush! That's a joke!!

When I grow up

L: "When I grow up I'm going to be an astronaut, a ladybug, an elmo and a zookeeper!"

M: What?!

L: An astronaut, a car, a steering wheel, zoom zoom, a zookeeper!

M: When you grow up?

L: Yep! When I grow up! I gonna be all those things!!

M: L you crack me up.

L: You crack me up too Mummy.